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Then came..
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Freaks and Cheeks
They put up a sign reading
Nuts and Butts
No, not a chance
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
share office space ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Minds and Behinds
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...
I just cannot wake up early, even if I sleep on time. What should I do?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Hysterias & Posteriors
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Why does the God of the Bible condemn homosexual acts?
No go.
Unacceptable again!
So they tried
Can you explain the difference between an ego, soul, mind, and consciousness?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Thumbs down again.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Just Forget it!
Everyone loved it.
What is every dictators biggest fear?
Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good.
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